"I will never vote to convict any person of any assault perpetrated on the person of a spammer, particularly the spammers for p.e.nis en.large.ment remedies and the clever boors who use random names and subjects to advertise their wares. There will be no remedy to Spam until personal and painful things happen publicly to a number of spammers. This is a form of plague that governments can't remedy without having cures worse than the disease. I don't want an anti-spam bureaucracy, I want tar and feathers, followed by a trial for assault against those who used the tar and feathers. A jury trial with all the victims of the spammer allowed to provide evidence. (Clearly written after about 25 spam messages cleverly designed to get past my filters. I really dislike the people who are doing this.)"