(1) The singular boring question: What is your name?: Christopher
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: Elizabeth
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you?: no, I want to name one after my dad though.
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with?: Mark
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?: my last name is completely incomprehensible.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)?: nah.
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh?: pretty easy. I'm easily amused.
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most?: kingmob23
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't?: nah
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't?: sure
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile?: Fellini!
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written?: My retarded Mark thing.
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching?: yep
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard?: The Electric Slide
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better?: Destillat
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head?: That fucking song from the Great Adventure commercial.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best?: Confusion by New Order
(24)If u were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s)would you use?: probably 'You Are In My System' by Lassigue Bendthaus
(25)If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s)would you hope he or she used?: something they wrote themselves.
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?: taste.
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese?: feta
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality?: that I am weird
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it?: yes.
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?: nope. i don't eat anything cute.
(36) Mac or PC?: Mac.
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works?: Fascinated.
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation?: yes.
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?: I'm pretty much the same.
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?: nope
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?: my own boobs? where do i sign?
(42) What do you love most about the other gender?:
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender?: everything else
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? umm...vagina? there's notihng else that's really different due to their gender.
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69?: sometimes
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?: no.
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number?: I went to college.. it was drilled in my head
(55) Do you actually know your IP address?: 192.168.0.2 (it's only on my local subnet, you think I'm gonna tell you my IP? You think I wanna get 0wnz0r3d?)
(56) Do you know what an IP address is?: yea
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code?: nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives?: the universe is nothing but a complex representation of imaginary numbers
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.?: no, i think those are the most interesting ones.
(60) What do you think of pi?: blueberry or cherry?
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title?: not at all.
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: meh.
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"?: I'd like to know someone for a bit
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member?: of course
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: yes. :P
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?: it has it's moments.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: once or twice
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking?: The crazy ones do.
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?: for the right person? absolutely.
(71) What is your favorite possession?: my Powerbook
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?: A G5
(73) How badly do you want it?: wanna buy a kidney?
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'?: once.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned?: sure!
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?: yes.
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?: yes. yes i will.
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them?: the last time I spoke to them.
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know?: I am.
HAVE YOU EVER
109. Drank Alcohol: yes
111. Gotten Drunk: yes
112. Had Sex: yes
113. Dyed Your Hair: yes
114. Kissed the Same Sex: yes
115. Thought about Killing yourself: yes
116. Hated yourself: yes
117. Liked someone way older than you: yes
118. Liked someone way younger than you: yes
119. Broken a Bone: nope
120. Had Surgery: nope
121. Talked to Strangers: yes
122. Ran Away From Home: nope
123. Did the opposite your parents told you to do/not to do: yep
124. Sang in public: yes
125. Worn a Dress: nope
126. Worn a Tie: yes
127. Worn a Suit: yes.
128. Gotten in to a physical fight: yes
129. Hurt someone emotionally: yes
130. Hurt someone physically: yes
131. Made someone cry: yes
132. Said you loved someone: yes
133. Said you hated someone: yes
134. Talked to a stuffed animal: yes
135. Talked to yourself: yes
137. Danced in public: yes
138. Danced when no one was looking: yes