"For starters, the class text World History & You! is a complete joke. This so-called "educational" textbook completely ignores the crucial influence of Iron Maiden's mascot "Eddie" in the events that have shaped human history. From the dawn of man to a vaguely futuristic time, Eddie has been there- usually opting to not take a direct role but rather crouch nearby significant historical events with a ghoulish and/or menacing stare. The omission of Eddie from the text amounts to dangerous revisionist history on the part of the publishers, who I assume are probably really big fags who listen to Warrant."