INSTRUCTIONS: Go to your iTunes and put it all on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Myth America- Laptop
Will I have a happy life?
The Dignity of Labour Part 3- The Human League
(That doesn't sound too promising.)
What do my friends really think of me?
Ritmo Y Ruido- Manufactura
(Any of you guys speak spanish?)
Do people secretly lust after me?
Vamos- The pixies
(I'll take that as a no.)
What does [insert significant other] think of me?
Glittering Prize- Simple Minds
How can I make myself happy?
Now With 50% More Rave!- Kinifehandchop
(i miss drugs!)
What should I do with my life?
City Zen Radio 1990/2000 FM- Pop Will Eat Itself
Why must life be so full of pain?
Eat Y'self Fitter- The Fall
(Fuck you, iTunes.)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Enjoy The Silence- Depeche Mode
(I respectfully disagree, iTunes.)
Will I ever have children?
10- Ritchie Hawtin
(ah yes, but how many of them will I know about?)
Will I die happy?
10 Miles High- Nine Inch Nails
Can you give me some advice?
100%- Sonic Youth
(riiiight. Could you be a bit more specific, iTunes?)
What do you think happiness is?
404 (Not Found)- Hexane
(so either I have to make my own, or it's not there. Shite.)
What's your favourite fetish?
40 Versions- Wire